My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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