My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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