Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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