I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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