are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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