Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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