So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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