Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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