in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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