Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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