That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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