The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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