You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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