who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish i was in the wii world.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I will be naked everywhere
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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