Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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