drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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