addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
even my farts smell like vagina
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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