wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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