I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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