I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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