He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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