I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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