thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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