I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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