I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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