rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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