I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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