If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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