this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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