hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
is it fun? or sober?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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