It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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