Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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