so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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