So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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