i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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