I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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