capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
