PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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