But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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