can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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