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(248): View more from Michigan

is swine flu sexually transmttd?

(313): View more from Michigan

Ha no, why?

(248): View more from Michigan

sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

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(434): View more from Virginia

Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.

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(847): View more from Illinois

True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss

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(519): View more from Ontario

oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.

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like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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(503): View more from Oregon

How did you steal an entire pie?

(602): View more from Arizona

I don't know. It's in my purse.

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(727): View more from Florida

I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

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It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.

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