So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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