it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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