please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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