I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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