Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Randomize