their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My vagina is very pro this idea
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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