is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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