We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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