On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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