We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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