It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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