Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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