windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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