party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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